I am British, but attach no importance to it. I have lived all over (Africa, Spain, the Americas) and the more I travel the less relevant Nationalism seems. I like tacos and tequila and anybody who has a sense of humour. You could say I was a “humourist” as I think those without humour are substandard human beings who should be tickled with feathers for a week and then shot through the lungs.
My star sign is “Minibus” which means I have a gentle nature and can transport up to 12 people within the city limits without further licencing.
I have four national identity cards – all with different birthdates on (absolutely true) and my only dislikes are religions, the Royal Family and shellfish.